Odd walmart shoppers

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A Bug’s Life

We have seen some pretty strange outfits on shoppers down the aisles of Walmart but this one is perhaps the most questionable. While we can deal with the off-the-shoulder tie dye shirt and the large gold hair bow, it’s the stuffed centipede on her leg which is really concerning us. Maybe she had a certain fondness for the insect and it’s just something she always incorporates into her outfit everyday? It would probably be more appropriate on a young child.


Well, This Is Different

Wal-Mart is clearly full of outrageous characters, and the standard Wal-Mart photo sesh always seems to catch the strangest, least attractive and definitely worst-dressed examples of humanity. There are so many examples of strange people in Wal-Mart that seems like 100% of people shopping there are perpetually in various stages of undress, picking a wedgie, having a baby or just generally not looking great. So you might find that it’s actually incredibly strange to see beautiful, normal looking women just behaving normally in a Wal-Mart setting.

Fancy Shmancy

In recent years, wedding venues have become outrageous and people have strived to have the most unusual wedding possible in the craziest of locations. However, one place that you’d never expect a wedding to be is in Walmart. This couple decided to have their wedding photos taken in the photo booth in Walmart, forgoing an expensive wedding photographer and using a $4 booth in the middle of the store. While it wouldn’t be our first choice to tie the knot, we hope they live a long and happy life together.

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Walmart Wedding

We all know that most girls dream about their perfect wedding since they’re just little kids. These preparations include everything from flowers to napkin colors to tablecloths. This couple didn’t have to do any of that, though! They just saved themselves the extra headache, and had all the centerpieces picked out for them. They chose the intimate venue of Walmart to say their vows and tie the knot, and kept the guest list very minimal. Hey, as long as they’re happy!

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Standing Out

This lady stood out in the sea of sweatpants and jeans that people usually wear to the megastore that is Walmart. She chose to wear a mini skirt, a tank top, and SUPER high heels. Those look so hard to walk on! Maybe that’s why she stopped for a quick break and started reading a random magazine instead of walking around in those heels. It’s hard being a woman, and if she wants she can wear heels! Her presence at the store caught this other shopper’s eye, which made for a fabulous photo.

Like Father Like Daughter

When people say “like father, like daughter,” they are comparing the similarities between the family members and saying that they are incredibly alike. In this instance, this father misunderstood the saying and took it quite literally by wearing his daughter’s clothing. Leggings under jean shorts is not a good look whether you are a young girl or a father, so that’s probably one of the biggest fashion crimes he committed here. Go for your own closet next time, sir!

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Don’t Fret, I Have A Ferret

We have seen pets from turtles to monkeys to cats being brought to Walmart, but this is perhaps the most bizarre of all. This man decided to bring his pet ferret while doing a little bit of shopping on a Sunday afternoon. The ferret looks to be rather placid while being wheeled around Walmart, but due to the strange occurrences that happen in Walmart, other shoppers didn’t seem to look twice at the strange pet.


Barking Mad

If you were walking past this shopping cart, you couldn’t help but find it completely adorable. This woman was clearly a dog lover and didn’t want to leave her four-legged best friends at home, so brought them along for the trip. At least she was responsible and kept them in the shopping cart rather than letting them roam the aisles freely. However, there is some clear favoritism going on here by putting one of the dogs in the child seat.


True Colors

Have you ever had that moment when you’re in the middle of tie-dying your T-shirt and suddenly realize you need to pick up some stuff from Walmart? Well, this guy did exactly that, not even having any time to wipe the paint off of his face. The look on his face when he realizes that someone has taken a picture is comedy gold-literally and figuratively. We hope he got his supplies quickly so that he could finish coloring the rest of his clothing.

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Fashion Forward

Fashion is all about expressing yourself in any way you want to. We can’t figure out if this was a fashion forward trend or a bad mistake. Either this guy wanted to make his clothes a lot more cool and hip, or he got dressed in the dark that morning before running off to Walmart. Although we can forgive his shirt being on backwards, the yellow colored stain on his shoulder is not something that should be replicated.

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These Jorts Were Made For Wearing

This man came straight to Walmart from his workout in his living room, watching Jane Fonda show off her best 80’s fitness moves. At least that’s what we think happened as he looks to have come straight from that era. There isn’t really another explanation for wearing a sweat band, short jean shorts and a bright pink polo short on a normal day. However, as far as outfits go, it’s not the worst that we have seen!

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Faux Fashion

There are some fashion victims who are so into designer labels but can’t afford them so think of ways around donning the notable names. This woman was one of those people and although she wanted to show off her designer clothing, she couldn’t afford it. Instead, she was creative and wrote down the designer name on a piece of paper and stuck it to the back of her boots. Sorry lady, you’re not fooling anyone with this one.


Monkey Business

It seems that many people choose to bring their exotic pets to Walmart on a shopping spree. This woman was seen cradling her pet monkey down one of aisles. Animals can truly become a part of a family and this woman evidently considered her monkey one of her own and didn’t want to leave him at home. Her primate child looks incredibly comfortable in the mother’s arms. It looks just like a newborn, so it’s pretty understandable that she brought it with.


Come On Cameo

These people just wanted to go and play video games for free in Walmart without being seen, so took the initiative to wear camo. While it seems like a great idea in theory, their attire wasn’t fooling anyone and they would have needed to dress in something more appropriate to Walmart if they intended on hiding themselves. Date night can often be expensive, especially if they happen often so this couple made the use of their local Walmart to cut costs.


Newest Trend

We’re not really sure what triggered this plunger trend, but it looks to be catching on more than you would imagine. People turn up at Walmart, purely with the intention to stick plungers on their bodies and snap pictures of it to post on social media. We hope this is just a phase, just like the planking one, because Walmart won’t be too happy when they realize why all this attention had been brought to their store.


Legs For Days

When you have a great feature on your body, it is common to show it off and wear clothes that accentuate it. This guy was really proud of his long legs so showed them off by wearing a skirt and heels. While this might not be the most appropriate outfit to wear to Walmart, we can’t help but commend him for being able to browse the store in six-inch heels-that is a gift. If he wanted to draw attention to himself, he succeeded.


Call Me Madame

Being politically correct nowadays can be incredibly difficult with all the terminology and appropriate sayings that come along with gender identities. This man was fed up with people referring to him as the wrong gender so decided to make it perfectly clear for everyone around him. The sign on his back said “I am a woman,” to stop any more shop assistants from coming up to him and saying “Excuse me sir, can I help you?”


Pants On The Ground

In fairness to this man, he wouldn’t be the first nor last person to remove his pants to try things on in the middle of Walmart. It really isn’t that hard to walk over to the designated fitting rooms to try clothes on, but time and time again, people insist on undressing in the middle of the aisle. Things weren’t going so well, and it appears that the dress didn’t fit him in the way he wanted it to and caused quite the stir.


Return Of The Mask

Have you ever had that moment when you’re in the middle of getting ready for a night out and you realize you have to buy groceries immediately? Yeah, we haven’t either, but this woman did and decided to put her facial on hold to drive to her local Walmart for some shopping. Judging by the photo, many other shoppers were quite taken aback when she walked into the store as she received some less than welcoming looks.


Hot In Here

Summer in the South can be incredibly hot and many Southerners risk the hot rays of the sun and don’t apply protection. This woman was a prime example of why it is important to wear sunscreen while enjoying the outdoors. To make matters worse, she has gone shopping at Walmart while ignoring her skin condition. We can only hope that she was shopping for aloe vera or aftersun because that lobster colored skin does not look comfortable!


You See Me Rollin’

Any woman will understand the struggle of having to keep hair rollers in for hours to achieve the perfect curls, right in time before your big event. This lady was in the middle of a beauty routine and needed a quick stop at Walmart before getting dressed for her event. Although it looks bizarre to so many people around you that have no idea what is on your head, other women know the struggle. It’s all worth it in the end!


By Cupid’s Bow

Love had no limits and this photo has proven that Cupid will travel to the most mundane of places! This guy wanted to spread the love as Valentine’s Day was approaching and chose to target Walmart as his latest location to help people find their love match. His outfit consisting of sparkly heart antennae, angel wings, and heart glasses was the perfect attire to get people loved up. He clearly wears his heart on his sleeve.


I’m Blue Da Ba Dee

Everyone has a favorite color but some people take it to extremes. This woman is guilty of that as she covered her body in blue, going so far to wear a blue wig to match the whole outfit. This style, however, was not a one off and this woman was often seen roaming Walmart dressed in blue everything, so much so that the employees named her “blue lady.” Here we see her buying blue toys to decorate her house.

Classing It Up

Party planning can be incredibly hectic so it isn’t unusual to find that you’ve missed something on your list. It’s always useful to have someone else on hand to run to the store to pick up some last minute supplies. This man was doing exactly that as his wife had forgotten to buy iced tea before her big event. While everyone else was baffled at the man’s outfit, the party had a Scottish theme and it was only appropriate that the host wore a kilt.


Cheaper By The Dozen

Mothers can often be increasingly annoying and ask for family photos at any time, any place. When this mother asked her kids to take a photo in Walmart, they were less than thrilled and questioned why they would need to document their shopping trip. Quick thinking, the kids found some huge animal heads and placed them on all of their heads, their father included, and then agreed to pose for the photo. Not ideal for the holiday card.


Customer Of The Century

Some people don’t believe in dressing down for any occasion, and this woman was one of them. She needed to make a quick run to Walmart to pick up some supplies but refused to be seen without full makeup, a blowout and a fancy dress on. You really never know who you’re going to run into in Walmart and in case her Prince Charming was there, she needed to look the part. It’s no surprise that her outfit went viral.


It’s A Miracle!

We have seen other Walmart shoppers making use of the electric carts when they are not intended for them before, but this one was amongst the funniest. Other shoppers don’t bat an eye lid when they are utilized but when they stumble across situations like this, you can’t help but laugh. If she was trying to convince people that she was in fact handicapped and needed to make use of the cart, she sure was not doing a good job!


Make (Hair) Do

Hair trends come and go throughout the years and some even make us look back and question how it ever came in to fashion, but this one was never and will never be popular. Whether this was a huge mistake with a pair of scissors or an intentional hair ‘do, we’re not sure, but let’s hope that its the former. Either way, good for this guy for showing his face in public, we would probably have resorted to a hat if we were him!


Sneak(er) Attack

Instead of throwing away an old pair of shoes that weren’t needed anymore, this woman decided to make use of her old shoes and jazz them up a little bit. Who needs sandals when you can have sneaker sandals? Thinking about it from a comfort and practical perspective, this woman is really on to something with her new design, but do we think it will catch on? That’s a straight no. Save it for the Walmart trips and burn them on any other occasion!


Holy Hair

This guy must be in the Guinness Book of Record’s for longest and thickest dreadlocks, but if he isn’t, it’s obvious their current record holder is about to be beaten. If you aren’t so familiar with the hairstyle, dreadlocks are incredibly unhygienic to maintain and takes a lot of time and dedication to getting it to look like that. This man’s has been in for so long that is beginning to look like a tail on his head.


Quinn Of Walmart

We hope this was taken around Halloween, otherwise this would be slightly questionable. Although, judging by the surroundings, it is not the holiday season. Perhaps this person just wanted to express themselves through their clothes?


Turtle Time

Walmart shoppers are known for bringing their pets in as the store has no ban on it, but some people take it to extremes. In this case, these people decided to bring their pet turtle with them. Not only would this slow down the shopping process considerably, but turtles are not supposed to be on leashes, so we can’t say that bringing him was for his own benefit. While some animals get separation anxiety, turtles don’t seem to so he could have probably been left at home.


Driving Miss Cart

Don’t deny that when shopping at Walmart you walk in and see the electric carts and a part of you wants to grab one and whizz around the store. Well, these women decided to do exactly that, but take it one step further and proceed to make an electric cart line. While these carts are intended for those who are incapable to walk around the store, but we can’t help but feel a little jealous of these women’s Walmart shenanigans.


Tail As Old As Time

Everyone is entitled to their own unique style but this man appeared to take it to new levels. What would make someone choose to attack a fox tail to their casual outfit of jeans, a plain white tee and sneakers we’re not so sure, but each to their own. We hope he fulfilled his deepest desire to wear this in public, but we can only imagine what bizarre things happen behind closed doors!


A Woman With A Cause

If you can bear to look at this picture without vomiting, well done to you. We have no idea what would possess someone to grow their fingernails this long, the dirt and bacteria is incredibly unhygienic, not to mention the fact that we just don’t know how she gets basic chores done. Even using your cell phone or getting money out of your wallet, we just don’t know how it’s done and in all honesty, we don’t really want to find out.


Real Life Thriller

If you were walking past this in Walmart there is no question that you would think that Michael Jackson has been resurrected. Your second question would probably be what is the King of Pop doing in Walmart? Well, you might be surprised to find out that it is not actually the late singer, it is just a very uncanny lookalike. Perhaps this man does this for a living and on the way back from one of his appearances needed to pick up some groceries?

Stranger Danger

You might be familiar with signs that say beware of the dog when the owner wants to warn you of their dog’s temperament, but not really a baby! For some reason, this baby’s chair reads “please do not touch the baby!” We have absolutely no idea why a parent would put that on their baby’s chair and we can only hope that no stranger would even want to touch someone else’s baby without permission. Either way, you’ve been warned!


Show Stopper

Ripped jeans seem to be all the rage right now and everyone seems to be rocking the latest fashions but there are those who just take it too far. If you are someone that wears ripped jeans you will understand the struggle when everyone asks you why you don’t throw away your torn jeans. This woman is asking for it, the rips are too much  and she should really consider replacing them. Let’s hope the ripped jean trend doesn’t get to this point!


Meat Me There

Some people work incredibly difficult hours that when they can find the time to sit back and relax, they will take it whenever, wherever.


This woman was at that point of needing a break and she saw Walmart as the perfect opportunity to take it. However, we can’t quite comprehend her decision to cover herself with meat inside the fridge. Of course everyone is entitled to their own decisions and preferences but this one is just exceptionally bizarre.

Captain Ameri-Mart

Just because he’s Captain America, doesn’t mean he gets his groceries for free! The superhero turned up to Walmart looking less than happy, in his full suit. Maybe his most recent fight did not go as planned or perhaps he was late for some life-saving activities? Either way, the cashier probably should have exerted himself more when checking out Captain America, he is not your average Walmart shopper. Whether he will return having experienced this, we’re not so sure.

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Love Me Some Lizard

We’ve all been there when you are leaving your house and your pet gives you those eyes as if to say “please don’t leave me!” Sometimes you just feel too guilty about leaving so you resort to different ways to bring your pet into public places. This woman had those feelings with her pet lizard, who had too much separation anxiety. He liked to perch on her head and shoulders but we can’t help but think that other Walmart shoppers were terrified.


Mister Easter

We would like to hope that Easter came early this year otherwise this outfit would be absolutely ridiculous (not that it isn’t already!) This man went all out for his Walmart shopping trip, making a custom suit compete with every bunny toy and Easter egg you could think of. The festive outfit garnered plenty of attention from children, we just hope the parents reinforced the ruling of never to talk to strangers! There seems to be something suspicious going on.

Eye Am Watching You

Tattoos are for life and there are times when we question if the person knew what they were getting into when they put them on their body. What decision led this man to put an eye on the back of his head we are not so sure about but if the idea was to scare of others, he definitely succeeded. Other shoppers at Walmart must have been terrified when walking behind him thinking that his third eye is watching them.


Santa and Mrs. Claus

‘Tis the place to be jolly, it seems. Santa and Mrs. Claus are in desperate need of some last minutes shopping before the holiday frenzy begins, with their work mostly done they can now get to run their own errands. Good thing Walmart has them covered. As the Claus couple make a guest appearance, it just shows us that this place is not just for shopping your essentials and grocery needs, but also for people-watching in the best possible way.

Walmart Prank

This photo comes from a video in which a pretty girl who is scantily clad, decides to prank Walmart customers. Through her mischievous pursuit, she helps customers all the while being filmed. The men are, of course, so eager to be assisted by such an attractive girl that they’re practically drooling, utterly unaware that she is not an actual Walmart employee. Another Walmart employee is also in on the prank and acts as if she’s his girlfriend, making for some awkward confrontations.

New Shoes

These two attractive ladies were spotted checking out their shoes just next to the fridge section at Walmart, and one onlooker couldn’t help but see what they were doing. How can she just plonk her shoes so close to the food? He wanted to take a picture to show management what these ladies were doing but ended up deciding otherwise. It turns out that he not only showed the photo to the ladies afterward and gave them tons of compliments.

Rose Byrne

Rose Byrne was grocery shopping when she was caught completely off guard by another shopper, who decided to take an unsolicited photo of her. She thought she could take a casual stroll to her local supermarket but, it ended up being a significant photo opportunity for the photographers who wanted a photo of the star. Rose Byrne was aware of her messy hair, lack of makeup, and casual clothes, and to our delight, she decided to make the best out of this embarrassing situation and pull a funny face.

Fluffy Onesie

If you’ve never worn a fluffy onesie – you simply have to. Now that we’ve worn one, we can’t imagine life without it, and some can’t even manage to take it off. That’s precisely what this guy thought. He was wearing his onesie, he knew he had reached maximum comfort and didn’t bother to take it off before leaving for his weekly trip to Walmart. Was anyone going to judge him? Probably, but he didn’t care anymore, this was too comfortable!

Nice Sweater

Being a part of a loving and healthy relationship often means you’re doing things you would not necessarily do but that you are willing to make sacrifices to make your significant other happy. This couple, seen sharing an oversized Christmas sweater, arrived at Walmart looking cheery all despite not being very comfortable or dressed for shopping. Still, both seem chipper with their decision to share a garment, for which we have to salute them. It is not every day you come across a supportive couple such as this.

Cosy Enough

If the word comfortable was a person, this girl would be it. She seems to have finished her shower and quickly rushed to the supermarket with a towel still on her head. Perhaps she had a dinner party happening later that day at her place? Or maybe she was hydrating her hair so she couldn’t take that towel off because heat is everything? Perhaps she craved that grilled salmon? We will never know. But kudos to this girl not caring about what other people might think.

Going Bananas

This Walmart checkout guy was clearly surprised to see someone buy Walmart’s entire banana supply, and so are we. Who knows why someone would need that many bananas, maybe to bake banana bread or possibly for a banana smoothie festival? Whatever the reason, it’s not every day that customers can shock an employee at Walmart, especially with all the unique and interesting things that happen down the aisles. Maybe this checkout guy realizes he now has to scan over 200 bananas- fun.

Dancing in the Aisle

Listen, when you look this good, why not dance while buying some strawberries? Which is precisely what she did. This woman put on her headphones, turned the volume up, and started dancing like crazy while shopping in the fruit and vegetable section, picking up some strawberries and blueberries. No one could resist this beautiful moment, and as you can see, she caught the attention of every single person in that aisle of the supermarket, even the guy in the back who couldn’t help but stare.

Watching TV

Men are usually the members of the family who get bored of shopping first. Right here we have a classic example of that as it was captured on camera! A father and his two sons sit and wait patiently while comfortably watching a show while it’s likely that their mom is running around frantically in the store, trying to get everything their family needs. If there’s seating by the TVs, we’re sure this must be happening all the time!

Nap Time

Let’s be honest here; grocery shopping is not something we do for fun. We don’t exactly wake up in the morning thinking how pleasant it would be to go and pick up another carton of milk, or how neat it would be to pick up the latest computer accessory. Instead, it’s bloomin’ tiring. So, what do you do when you feel a little overwhelmed? Well, this guy has the right idea. You take a nap just where you are, of course.

Grandpa Is A Beauty

In life, it is important to be your authentic self and live life to the fullest. We have to give props to this man for going out in whatever he wanted to, despite the fact it was a red dress and sneakers. He clearly wanted to be a woman for the day so decided to go with it, who are we to judge? When you get to a certain age you are just beyond caring about perceptions and stereotypes.

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Maybe it’s too salty?

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They don’t get to pay for it, right?

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If all else fail

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Plan B sounds fun tho

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Parking God

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When the lines don’t matter to them

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Keeping Hydrated

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Makeshift masks and gloves plus being hydrated is the key.

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66+ Of The Best And Funniest People of Walmart Pictures You'll Ever Likely To See

These People of Walmart pictures are great if you need a pick me up or just something to make you smile. It's almost as if they were taken on another planet in another galaxy. Such are some of the sartorial choices.

But no, these are all taken on planet earth, for these are the People of Walmart, a specific type of person who frequents that store and who seem to like pushing the boundaries when it comes to what to wear.

Perhaps on a catwalk at a Paris fashion show these kind fo peoplr people would be seen as the bleeding edge avant-garde, setting trends and styles that would be the talk of this season's fashion trends, kings and queens of the fashion elite, but inside a hypermarket these people of Walmart just come across as, well, a little bit out of the ordinary. Actually a LOT out of the ordinary. It makes you wonder what's going on in their life and at home.

From matching onesies to strange neck hair that's part beard part haircut, to people seemingly out shopping in their underwear, to people dressed up as Furries. Anything goes. And these people of Walmart do make you wonder about some things when it comes to what attracts this type of character to the store.

The Even Make 'People Of Walmart' Music Videos

Do they build Walmarts on some kind of psychogeographical fashion crazy hotspot that acts as a mad-magnet and beckons people to go out dressed like they just don't give a damn? Because usually when you go to the store, you think hang on, I need to be a tiny bit presentable, so you might put some pants on at least.

Not the people of Walmart, clearly they think it doesn't matter whether you wear pants or even clothes at all. Perhaps we should all be a bit more carefree like them. Maybe. Maybe not though.

Check out some People of Walmart pics below.

The Strange & Funny People of Walmart Pictures

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The Most Shocking People Seen In WALMART

It’s been a while since we’ve checked in on one of my favorite memes from days of old: People of Walmart.

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The People Of Walmart blog was founded in 2009 after its creators took a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a woman who “looked like a stripper” in a T-shirt that read “go f*** yourself” while accompanied by a two-year-old. Since then they’ve been bringing us the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer.

And It turns out, Walmart shoppers are still as unfortunate as ever. 

Walmart is still where people don’t worry about looks or etiquette. Walmart is still where people are free. Walmart is still America, Jack! If you don’t like it, then… make sure you take your camera. There’s some pretty funny stuff going on there.

And if you’re ever wondering “how should I act in public?” then you’re probably one of those stuck-up Target shoppers.

Here are 50 of the most unfortunate cases we’ve come across recently:

“No bag, thank you. I’ll wear it now.”

Finally, a spoon big enough for the amount of cereal I eat.

Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouths. Others had to go out and work hard to get that spoon. First, we get the money. Then, we get the spoons. Then, we get a significant other who’s cool with us wearing a big spoon as jewelry.

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I don’t know much about fashion per se, but I do know if you’re not Flavor Flav, you should think twice about wearing oversized household items as a necklace. I’m basing this on my normal clothing decisions, like wearing the same pair of jeans for a whole month without washing them. Anyway, you do you, buddy!

They found love in a hopeless place.

Some people are so codependent they can’t be out of each others’ arms for even a moment. Even when they’re shopping. It’s nice to see people who can get along this well, but there’s a difference between wanting to and needing to do something like this. I’m guessing it’s the latter.

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Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they’re literally attached at the hip because of some botched surgery. Or maybe they don’t know each other at all. They met in the Walmart parking lot, and said “I want to get to know you for the next 30 minutes while I shop for a new lasso.” He is a cowboy after all. And they have everything there. I hope they had a nice time.

Never go to the grocery store hungry, they say.

Let the world know your two favorite things.

If a friend asked what three things I’d want on a deserted island, I would say “doughnuts, pizza, and my doughnut-and-pizza-themed clothes.” For me, wearing clothes with my favorite food on them is redundant. People can see my tired eyes, my gut, and my big beard. They know I’m a pizza lover already. 

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I only hope the person in this photo asked for help at the register finding more clothes that match his current outfit. The clerk probably ran to the back to find an ice cream hoodie and slippers that look like hotdogs. If not, then why even go shopping at Walmart? Go do anything else.

In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised.

Wonder if he even realizes that he’s a super-spreader now?

Hear me out: What if Slenderman weren’t slender at all?

This person is in the electronics and video game aisle because he loves playing games. With your head! He loves walking right behind you. Amazingly, someone saw Large Slenderman and snapped a photo. I assume the person who took this photo is now dead. Unless they walked at a normal pace to getaway. Then, they probably made it safely out of the store without incident.

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He is the best-dressed person in the store, though. There’s no denying it. 

These emotional support animals are getting out of control.

Call me old fashioned, but I remember a time when people went shopping without a goat on their back. You left the goat at home to deal with your recycling. By the time you got home for the store, all your cans were gone, and you could celebrate by drinking all the beer you bought, and leaving the cans for the goat to eat the next day. Now, people are doing this:

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The goat looks like it’s whispering to this woman what she missed from her shopping list. Even if the goat is helping you shop, maybe get a leash instead of a BabyBjörn. Otherwise, people are going to think you had a baby with a goat. It might be impossible, sure. But people will think it.

Ahoy, neckbeard. Hope he’s here to pick up some discount razors.

The sign does “say wear a mask” so technically you’re not wrong.

There’s a fine line between self-care and just giving up. And boy does she walk that line hard.

You look surprised we included you in this list. Oh, you always look surprised?

What if your emotional support animal is another person? Here’s a solution.

“I keep my man on a tight leash.” is not something I ever thought would be said literally. Clearly, this is consensual, but I hope one of the greeters at Walmart at least asked if that was the case. “Hi, just making sure you’re in some kind of sub/dom relationship, and not being held against your will. Thank you. Have a lovely day.”

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I wonder if he’s housebroken or if they needed to clean up a few aisles after this couple walked through. 

Happy? Check. Protected from a deadly virus? Not so much.

Walmart sells “duck crossing” signs for this exact situation.

If you’re wondering “what pet is right for me?” The answer is a “cat.” If you have to spend time thinking it through, you’re not ready for the struggle that is having a pet with a lot of upkeep. If, however, you’re sitting and thinking I want a “raccoon as a pet,” you might as well go out and get one. You love animals and it doesn’t matter what people think about your choice. I’m assuming that’s what happened with this woman and her pet duck…

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Imagine this woman going up to a greeter and saying “do you allow pets in the store?” and then walking in with her duck. The saddest part? This photo is from a shopping trip for Christmas Eve Dinner. Traditionally, you eat duck that night. This lady is a complete quack. All right. We get it.

Wet hair, don’t care.

People who shop at Walmart don’t have time to wait until their hair is completely dry to continue with their day. They are movers and shakers. They have business to attend to. As you can see, this woman isn’t even taking the time to look where she’s going. She’s got deals to make, emails to answer, and, I’m guessing, a tanning booth appointment later. Her hair is the least of her worries.

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The fashion at Walmart has no limits. You think it’s going to be a bunch of people wearing “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts, but then you go in and see hoodies that support everything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams. She genuinely looks like she’s having a nice day, and I hope this is how we all dress from now on.

Why not get married at the place that means the most to you?

You can buy her the diamond ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why not have the most romantic day of your life in the store itself? The something blue is already there all over the signage. The old, the new are the TVs (some are opened), and the something borrowed is the money you charged on your Walmart credit card for the arch.

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I would have never been this calm in a store as a kid. It’s very sweet that they did this for their parents. I wonder if they were bribed with a trip to the toy section if they were quiet for the ceremony. I also wonder if anyone grabbed a bag of rice and started throwing it. Walmart has everything you need for a flawless wedding!

The one that got away.

We’ve seen people on leashes. We’ve seen ducks on leashes. But this is the scariest of all: someone on a leash who clearly was abandoned or escaped. This is like a still from a horror movie. I’m worried she’ll turn around and be a vampire or, you know, super attractive. Then I’ll really have to do some thinking about judging the people in this store.

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Maybe she still thinks someone is holding the leash? I wonder when she’ll realize she’s free.

“No bag, thank you. I’ll wear it now.”

I hope this was a purchase made in the store. Perhaps an impulse buy. Otherwise, a guy woke up and thought “I gotta let the world know that I love dolphins.” This photos is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen involving a porpoise, and I watched a documentary about a woman who had a romantic relationship with one. 

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Now that I’m looking at it again, if he never addressed the fact that he was wearing a dolphin on his head, it’s a really bit. Walking in, buying a saw, giving his credit card and saying “Flipper through the machine, please.” Yes. It’s good. Good job, Sir.

This person belongs at Hot Topic, not Walmart.

What exactly, is this person going for? A Christmas sweater, hipster jeans, and hair from a Tim Burton film. I’m afraid to leave the house without the right shoes on. I envy people who do not care what others think.

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If Aerosmith put out a Christmas album, this is sorta what the Steven Tyler promotional cutout would look like in the store. 

Should we call somebody about this?

I guess they probably didn’t put a warning on the plastic bags, so who can you blame for this, really? This woman seems a little forgetful. I only hope the kid eventually made it onto the belt, and the clerk had to ask what kind of vegetable was in the bag. It’s a person.

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I hope this photo didn’t suck the air out of the room for you. We’re here to have fun. I’m sure that child is fine. By fine, I mean “still alive.” I don’t have any other information about how her life is going.

Sadly, that’s the monkey from the movie Outbreak (1995).

If we want to stop people from catching diseases from animals, we have to stop eating them. We also should probably stop keeping them as pets. This many is clearly comfortable with a monkey getting all up in his business. He’s also comfortable with letting his fellow patrons of the store get up close and personal with his monkey.

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At least he put a diaper on him? That’s courteous. Another idea is that you could leave your pets at home while you’re out shopping. Especially if it’s a pet that’s capable of hurting other people. Or using tools. Or evolving into a species that will one day overtake human beings.

Who needs to buy a hammock, when the carts are free?

Taking a nap is difficult for me. There’s so much I have to get done on any given day. I have to walk my dog, I have to work, I have to shop for groceries. It never occurred to me, though, that I could do all of these and nap at the same time. 

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For some people, Walmart is a place that offers everything, including a little self-care. Why go all the way home before taking a siesta? Bring the whole family. Bring the pet duck. There are enough sleeping carts to go around.

In space, no one can hear you get COVID.

Social distancing hack!

Uhh, is that cat ok?

Lady, this isn’t Petsmart, but we’ll allow it!

Bringing a pet to the store with you is one thing. Bring all your pets, however, is another. Maybe these are merely her best-behaved dogs. The others are at home because they’re not Walmart-trained yet. I have no complaints about seeing dogs anywhere, so I’ll let it slide. Still… why?

Crazy that there have been more humans on leashes in this list than dogs on leashes. Though, a shopping cart is technically a crate. Why not put the dogs in there? They all seem like good boys.

My mother always told me to wear clean underwear in case this happened.

Getting caught with your pants down is one thing, but getting caught without pants or a shirt is bad. I’m guessing this person was arrested for something unrelated to the dress code. After all, we’ve all seen weirder at stores. I feel naked without multiple layers on. This guy took a different route.

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It’s nice to see people share similar interests too. Whatever the security guards saw on this day, it brought them all together. Don’t know why it took four of them to stop one unclothed man, but here we are. Thank you for your service.

Party in the back, nothing in the front.

A simply stunning choice. I love to go to my barber and say: “give me the Reverse Airbender.” Yes, I want to look like Aang but only from the back. I would continue to make fun of this person, but there’s a good chance he’s a black belt in karate.

I hope he’s growing what’s left to help a child in need of a ponytail. Very nice.

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

I’ve always wanted a pair of Uggs. They make them for men! If no one in my family can afford to get them for me, however, I will settle for a pair of knockoffs. I’d rather have a pair of Agg Boots than these though:

Someone in NYC once sold me a pair of “Roy Bands” on the street. It wasn’t until I got home that I realized the frames were cracked. Otherwise, I would have worn them forever. Who cares about name brands? Well, this person who wrote the name on the boots, clearly. 

Another accidental Renaissance painting.

This photo has it all. A man who’s beginning to look like his pet, plenty of color in the background, and of course, a baby looking on in wonder at the insanity around him. Wait- is… anyone watching that baby? I was distracted by the ferret. 

Again, leave the leash at home. You have one hand for shopping and one hand for holding your ferret and one hand for steering your cart. Wait. No. One hand for the ferret, ask a person near you to get your groceries. Ah, yes. That’s the way.

A man who is clearly not allowed within 500 feet of a child celebrates every holiday at once.

If Willy Wonka were a real person, he’d be in jail. This is the closest person we have. Clearly, the photo was taken around Easter, but our man decided to dress like a Christmas tree to go pick up some stuff at the store. I don’t want to assume he did this all for the attention. Maybe it was a punishment of some kind.

I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him.

Bro, we know it was you.

You don’t need the shirt. The haircut says it all. You’re the reason it smells over here.

I hope you’ve spoken to a doctor about this issue. Seems like something you want to address sooner rather than later. It only takes a second to read the shirt. Are you really farting every second of every day? Do you wear this shirt on days you drank an IPA? Or is this issue an everyday occurrence? Get back to me, please. I’m worried.

Another day, another bearded dragon crawling on someone’s head at the store.

We all have a reptilian part of the brain within us. Some people wear that part on their sleeve. Or on their head. Reptiles are cool. They eat live bugs. I’m guessing there are bugs in this woman’s hair and she keeps the lizard around to get rid of them. There’s literally no other excuse for this.

“Mmm, is that a new shampoo you’re using?” -this woman’s bearded dragon.

Sleep, my child.

Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him).

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What an exhausting day of climbing strangers in the Walmart aisles he’s had. He deserves a nap. Even when he sleeps he can scare a few people who thought he was a human baby being swaddled.

This is the only reason to have kids. To help you run errands.

There was a time in this country when another child wasn’t merely another mouth the feed, but another hand to help you out on the farm. Now that many of us have left the farm life behind, having a child is like having a personal assistant, right? 

My mother used to sternly warn me that I was “pushing it” whenever I said something snide. I never thought I’d see a kid literally pushing it. And by it, I mean his mom in a shopping cart. I hope that’s his mom. If it’s the babysitter, she’s about to get fired.

Plunging into the darkest depths of human existence.

Just because you’re getting groceries doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! There’s a thin line between having a good time, and exhausting everyone else around you with your B.S. If I saw these people at Walmart, I’d maybe pick a different aisle to try first.

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Sadly, there’s no price tag on a few of these. They might just be plungers they found in the bathrooms. I pray this is not the case. But, from what I’ve seen in this store, I can’t put it past them.

Never wear sandals with socks!

Let those toes breathe, girl! You need to show off that pedicure! I’m guessing these were the wrong size and someone improvised, but I’d also like to think these are brand new shoes found in the store and they “fixed” the issue they had with them before purchasing the shoes.

I’m mostly surprised we arrived at this photo before we saw anyone fully barefoot in the store. I think people know better. No shirt, no shoes, no service. But what about half a shoe and half a shirt. That’s pretty common at Walmart.

This is the American version of serving sushi on a nude model. 

Get the beef, baby. Get all that beef. If you’re buying groceries, you’re likely in a hurry. I might not even notice the person hiding under the raw meat until I uncovered his face. I’m busy! It’s best to ignore this kind of thing and check your list to see if you remembered everything.

On Supermarket Sweep, if you can get a whole person into your cart, you automatically win, I think. Please don’t hold me to that. Also, please don’t nap in the meat fridge. It’s unsanitary. That’s what the carts are for!

I thought this was another pet at first. Nope. Just hair.

If you don’t wash your hair, it supposedly can form knots or dreadlocks. I have no idea how a person gets one solid dreadlock. I’m full of dread. Every day of my life. And yet, all that happens to me is that my hair falls out after turning white. This person’s hair took a different route.

I guess it would come in handy if you got in a fight. You could protect yourself with a thick piece of hair. It’s also great if you want to join the bring-your-pet shopping crowd. They’d never believe it’s not another animal on your head.

Walmart is the Hydra of chain stores, so this is sad to see.

Captain America loves video games. It’s a known fact. He’s even in a few. So why wouldn’t you catch him in the electronics section making a purchase? He deserves a break. He’s saved cities, whole planets from destruction. Let him have this.

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear blue shirts and talk you through why your card was denied. While Superman fights for Truth, Justice, and The American Way, Captain America fights for those great deals!

They sell everything at this store!

I kid, of course. They don’t sell kids at Walmart. They’re free. Just take one. I’m joking. Don’t do that. Also, don’t put a whole child on the belt at the register. It’s nearly as bad as sleeping in the meat fridge. Other people have to use that, and you just put a kid on there. Now they have to disinfect it before the person behind you in line catches a cold from him.

Again, the carts are there for napping. Not the register. If your child is too bored and tired to finish shopping with you, let him take a bike off the rack in the back and let him ride it around while you finish. 

Put her in the Guinness Book of World Records for the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen at Walmart 

No, thanks! Really. No. That’s not- I don’t… No. No, no, no. Please. Stop.

I just want to live in a world where I didn’t see this. I want to go back in time, and be free of this image. How does she shop? I guess she can poke stuff off a high shelf but then how does she pick it up off the floor? How does she sign her name after charging what she buys. I have more questions than answers. There are two versions of me. The version who never saw this and is living a happy life now, and me in this timeline. Woe unto us all.

America… F**k Yeah! This guy gets it.

Tell the world how you feel with your clothing. This person feels patriotic as hell. This is exactly what the founding fathers wanted from us. They said if you drop the flag, you have to burn it out of respect. And if you have extra flag… make it into a body suit.

I just counted them, and there are too many stars on those pants. That’s because this guy’s from the future. America is going to add a few hundred more states by 2050.

Just when you thought the most embarrassing thing was toilet paper stuck to your shoe…

This woman is obsessed with her beauty regimen. She’s finding the perfect foundation, maybe some concealer. Unfortunately, she forgot to conceal the paper hanging out of her pants.

I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that.

This kid’s summer job was being a brake on a shopping cart. Very sad.

The economy is doing fine for people on Wall Street, but what about the regular folks who have to go looking for real jobs? Like this child who only had experience using his head to stop stuff. He’s stopped baseballs and footballs with it, and now he’s stopping a cart. Good work if you can get it.

The world is a strange place when a case of Coca-Cola is being treated better than a kid. I remember a simpler time when children put their grandparents in the cart and pushed them around the store. Now, kids have to become part of the cart. Sad.

Come on ride the train… hey, ride it!

When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away.

I like to imagine only the scooter in the far back is working, and so a kind deed is being done in this photo. One woman is pushing people through the store to get their shopping done. Sadly, I think they’re just messing around.

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